Maybe I Do Need That

Spilt Milk Splash Cereal Bowl

Do you see how happy this kid is? You can be this happy too if you think your milk is about to splash on you all through breakfast. I'm confused as to why the child feels the need to hold the cereal bowl so close to him when there is a table right in front of him. Looks unstable. Seems to me this bowl has inspired him to want some actual spilt milk...

Cocktail Umbrella and Coaster Stand

Amazon.com $18.02

Sorry, Birds, no pooping in my drink today! Wait, has that ever actually happened? Well, these coaster/umbrella shields are great for...giving your beverage shade while protecting the durable outdoor table from getting rings? Yeah, still trying to figure it out.

Westminster Butt Face Towel

Amazon.com $13.62

Towel-sharers, no more need to fear! The Butt Face towel is here! To be honest, I never thought about wiping my face with a towel that may have previously wiped a butt, but now that I am thinking about it...I just...need this towel.

Big Mouth Toys Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

Amazon.com $9.89

New homeowners fear not! Spice up your housewarming party with this set of humping pigs salt and pepper shakers. In-laws coming? Perfect. The sad thing is that most guys I know would buy these if they saw them. The sadder thing is, I want them too.

Big Mouth Toys Red Cup Shots

Amazon.com $6.31

Okay so these seem totally worth it to me. Maybe it's the soft spot I have for my college days, but the red solo cup is something that is near and dear to my heart. Shot pong anyone?

Big Mouth Toys Toilet Mug

Amazon.com $10.80

This is something I would definitely give as a gift. If you go to the Amazon page for it, you can really see the various uses for this classy item. Grow a plant, make an ice cream sundae, even float some small candles in it! As ridiculous as those options sound, they do sound better than drinking any sort of brown liquid out of it. Gross, but awesome.

Jell-O Bear Mold

Amazon.com $9.95

No, it's not a giant, gray, zombie gummy bear. It's a mold for your homemade Jell-O! This made me realize what every party is missing....a huge jiggly gummy bear laying on a plate. I find this more morbid than biting off the heads of the gummy treats.