Microplane Herb Mill

Microplane.com $19.95

One of the more practical herb cutting tools...me gusta me gusta.

Corn Kerneler Kitchen Tool With Stainless Steel Blades

Plowhearth.com $12.95

At first sight, I was not so sure about the usefullness of this contraption, but then with further thought, I stamp it with my seal of approval.  I hate eating corn, but I love eating corn.  I do not eat corn in public because it squirts and I just cannot do it without making my corn look like a piece of vegetable road kill.  Also, the child in me would want this for my family.  The end.

Contigo AUTOSEAL Kangaroo Water Bottle with Storage Compartment, 24-Ounce

Amazon.com $12.99

Okay, this is another idea I can get behind.  I trust no one in the gym. I see you gym-goers on your cardio machine looking at my pace and time. Stop it!  Unless I'm going over 7 mph, you're not allowed to look at my machine.  Sneaky mofos at the gym.  Perfect water bottle to keep your stuff close :) 

Container Store Plug-In Charging Shelf

Container Store $14.99

Okay so this little ditty is something I can get on board with.  If I hear my mother tell me one more time to pick up my phone because she is going to step on it, I'll flip.  Keep your phone out of harms way!  I like it.

Water Powered Clock in Bottle Shape, Green No Batteries Required Just add water

Amazon.com $14.95

 

Don't have a clock?  Don't have a phone?  Don't have batteries?  Don't have power?  Then this is just the thing for you!!! Never worry about not knowing what time it is, because this water-powered clock will always keep you informed!  Bring it to the office for your desk, keep it on your nightstand, or just place it in the cup holder of your car!  Thank god for this invention because I don't know how I would have known the time otherwise.   Also, are you supposed to drink the water after?  Not sure, someone please inform me.