Maybe I Do Need That: Funny

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Doody Head Game

Want an excuse to throw crap at someone's head? Well here is your chance! Enjoy this doody flinging velcro hat game with your closest friends and family. New Christmas tradition anyone?

So....can anyone think of a reason not to get this game? Kudos, Imagine, for making this game seem both hilarious and awesome. I mean, babies with maracas? Pure gold. No one can party quite like babies...or should I say "babyz." I'm hoping it has a lot of babies trying to eat cake. I love watching babies eat cake.

Runny Nose Soap Dispenser

Amazon.com $6.28

What is a bathroom without a giant nostril pouring out body wash? As you ponder that question, do beware that this product averaged about 2 stars on Amazon reviews for poor quality soap dispensing and frequent leaks and messes. I don't know what people thought they were getting themselves into with a runny nose soap dispenser. It doesn't say "stuffy" nose for a reason. Just sayin'....

Big Mouth Toys Fanny Bank Funny Farting Coin Drop Bank

Amazon.com $10.49

Piggy banks are so 20th century. Get with the times by being absolutely classless with this farting butt bank! Even though it's only a fart noise, I still wouldn't trust putting my hand near it. No one likes smelly fingers. No one.

WM: Butt Face Soap

Amazon.com $5.55

From the people who brought you the Butt Face Towel, here comes the revolutionary Butt Face Soap! Wash your face with one side and your butt with the other. This brings up the further question, however, of which side do you use to wash the rest of your body? Your feet? Your armpits? Should we have different soaps for each specific body part? Or should we go with Chandler's theory from Friends that soap is, indeed, "self cleaning." Just saying. Not sure I wanna wash my ass with brown soap.

Dine Ink Pen Cap Eating Utensils

Amazon.com $8.33

For all of you ridiculous workaholics...this item is for you! You'll never even have to put the pen down during lunch because you can attach your utensils to them! Brilliant, just brilliant. This would also be a great gag gift to your boss if he or she doesn't give you more than a half hour for lunch! JK don't do that.

Perpetual Kid Underpants Dispenser

Perpetualkid.com $6.99

The moral of the story is...you just never know. And luckily, in case you "never know" five different times, this disposable underwear dispenser has you covered (literally). Not sure how I feel about disposable unisex undies, but for $6.99 I wouldn't mind wrapping these bad boys up as a gift.

Menu Baggy Wine Coat

Amazon.com $69.99

Forget your designer handbag, because this is the new style in town. Carry your wine with you wherever you go! The rave reviews on Amazon's site make it seem like it is actually worth the $70...I especially like the guy who bought it for his grandmother. Get it gurrrrl

Big Mouth Toys Presidential Election Toilet Paper

Amazon.com $5.59

Amazon.com $6.84

No need to be an annoying political activist anymore. Share you opinion the simple way--by wiping your ass with your opponents face.

Reef Dram Sandal

Uncrate.com $45

Call me pretentious, but I'm not sure I'd be desperate enough to drink a liquid that I've been walking on all day. Sure, sure, it's very inconspicuous at first...well, that is until you take off your friggin shoe, put it to your glass, and dump liquid out of it. Still seems unsanitary to me. I'll stick to a flask if I'm thinkin of sneakin'.

The Butt Station - Desk Accessory: Tape Dispenser Pen Memo Holder Clip Storage

Amazon.com $7.99

Start an uncomfortable workplace conversation with this gem. Tape dispenser, pencil holder, post-it keeper, and paper clip magnet all in one. Just lovely

Etsy Handmade Crochet Beard

Etsy.com $16

Tired of having no facial hair? Problem solved. Order this handmade crochet beard from etsy.com! You would be lucky to look half as good as the model in this pic while sporting the hot new crochet beard. I really wonder if anyone has bought this item. And I really really wonder if that person is a man or a woman. Thoughts?

Chick-a-Dee Smoke Detector

Gnr8.biz $79

Aren't you tired of your old, boring smoke detectors? Oh....you're not? Well, if you were here is just the decorative touch you need. A smoke detector shaped as a bird for only $80!

SpinningHat Facebook "Like" Giant Foam Hand

SpinningHat.com 7 Euros

Ugh, giant foam fingers are so 90's. Welcome to the Facebook "Like" foam hand...for times when your small thumb just won't get the point across.

ThinkGeek Chumbuddy Sleeping Bag

ThinkGeek.com $199.99

Yet another $200 weird sleeping bag. I'm not really sure this even looks comfortable

Creative Cursing: A Mix 'n' Match Profanity Generator

Ebay.com $10.52

I personally enjoy the example of "ass waffle" in the picture preview. I can't say this isn't intriguing, especially since I have been running out of original insults.

Pizza Sleeping Bag

Etsy.com $200

Okay, $200 for a sleeping bag that you may use three times tops is a little unreasonable, but I can't help but thinking how freaking adorable a small child would look snuggle up under a layer of cheese, sauce, and mushrooms. Just me?

FredFlare Juno Cheeseburger Phone

FredFlare.com $20

I'll admit, when I saw the movie Juno, that cheeseburger phone looked oddly appealing (maybe I was just hungry, though). Considering I never even pick up my house phone anymore, this would be a waste of money for me, but I kind of want it anyway...just because...

FredFlare Magic Unicorn Mask

FredFlare.com $40

I know, I know, $40 to look like a complete ass (literally) does not seem worth it. But to see people's faces as your walk around in this horrific costume may just pay off in the end...

FredFlare Like and Dislike Stamps

FredFlare.com $9.99

Tired of beating around the bush with positive or negative comments? Cut to the chase with these Facebook inspired "Like" and "Dislike" stamps. Don't let Facebook's denial of the people's request for a dislike button stop YOU from stamping others' work with disapproval. Perfect for elementary school teachers. hah.

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