Doody Head Game

BaronBob.com $14.95

Want an excuse to throw crap at someone's head?  Well here is your chance!  Enjoy this doody flinging velcro hat game with your closest friends and family.  New Christmas tradition anyone?

Blokz Party Candles

BaronBob.com $8.95

 

How cute are these?  Liven up any child's party with these colorful and fun lego replica block candles.  Just make clear that they are candles, though building with lit candles might be a fun game too.

Imagine Party Babyz

Amazon $7.99

So....can anyone think of a reason not to get this game?  Kudos, Imagine, for making this game seem both hilarious and awesome.  I mean, babies with maracas?  Pure gold.  No one can party quite like babies...or should I say "babyz."  I'm hoping it has a lot of babies trying to eat cake.  I love watching babies eat cake.

Temperature Controlled Faucet Light

Amazon.com $4.22

Children these days are so spoiled.  I mean, what's a childhood without realizing the difference between hot and cold the hard way?  Call me old-fashioned, but I think I'll stick to the Left: Hot, Right: Cold method.  Or even easier, the "touch the water and see if it's hot or cold" method.  If you are against those solutions, this product is for you.

Corn Kerneler Kitchen Tool With Stainless Steel Blades

Plowhearth.com $12.95

At first sight, I was not so sure about the usefullness of this contraption, but then with further thought, I stamp it with my seal of approval.  I hate eating corn, but I love eating corn.  I do not eat corn in public because it squirts and I just cannot do it without making my corn look like a piece of vegetable road kill.  Also, the child in me would want this for my family.  The end.

ThinkGeek Chumbuddy Sleeping Bag

ThinkGeek.com $199.99

Yet another $200 weird sleeping bag.  I'm not really sure this even looks comfortable

Pizza Sleeping Bag

Etsy.com $200

Okay, $200 for a sleeping bag that you may use three times tops is a little unreasonable, but I can't help but thinking how freaking adorable a small child would look snuggle up under a layer of cheese, sauce, and mushrooms.  Just me?