Blokz Party Candles

BaronBob.com $8.95

 

How cute are these?  Liven up any child's party with these colorful and fun lego replica block candles.  Just make clear that they are candles, though building with lit candles might be a fun game too.

Imagine Party Babyz

Amazon $7.99

So....can anyone think of a reason not to get this game?  Kudos, Imagine, for making this game seem both hilarious and awesome.  I mean, babies with maracas?  Pure gold.  No one can party quite like babies...or should I say "babyz."  I'm hoping it has a lot of babies trying to eat cake.  I love watching babies eat cake.

Polaroid Z340 Instant Camera

Photojojo $249

Do you miss the days of Polaroid magic?  Ya know, before digital photos were available and when the instant satisfaction of seeing a print immediately was like pure magic?  Well enjoy all perks from the past and present with this new Polaroid instant print digital camera.  Because really...who can wait to upload and print photos anymore??

Big Mouth Toys Fanny Bank Funny Farting Coin Drop Bank

Amazon.com $10.49

Piggy banks are so 20th century.  Get with the times by being absolutely classless with this farting butt bank!  Even though it's only a fart noise, I still wouldn't trust putting my hand near it.  No one likes smelly fingers.  No one.

WM: Butt Face Soap

Amazon.com $5.55

From the people who brought you the Butt Face Towel, here comes the revolutionary Butt Face Soap!  Wash your face with one side and your butt with the other.  This brings up the further question, however, of which side do you use to wash the rest of your body?  Your feet?  Your armpits?  Should we have different soaps for each specific body part?  Or should we go with Chandler's theory from Friends that soap is, indeed, "self cleaning."  Just saying.  Not sure I wanna wash my ass with brown soap.

Perpetual Kid Underpants Dispenser

Perpetualkid.com $6.99

The moral of the story is...you just never know.  And luckily, in case you "never know" five different times, this disposable underwear dispenser has you covered (literally).  Not sure how I feel about disposable unisex undies, but for $6.99 I wouldn't mind wrapping these bad boys up as a gift. 

Big Mouth Toys Presidential Election Toilet Paper

Amazon.com $5.59

Amazon.com $6.84

No need to be an annoying political activist anymore.  Share you opinion the simple way--by wiping your ass with your opponents face. 

Umbra Aquala Bamboo and Chrome Bathtub Caddy

Amazon.com $39.99

This is sadly intriguing.  As a lover of all things baths, this product makes me wanna....get tipsy in a warm bath.  The center is also a book holder.  What more can you really want?

Reef Dram Sandal

Uncrate.com $45

Call me pretentious, but I'm not sure I'd be desperate enough to drink a liquid that I've been walking on all day.  Sure, sure, it's very inconspicuous at first...well, that is until you take off your friggin shoe, put it to your glass, and dump liquid out of it.  Still seems unsanitary to me.  I'll stick to a flask if I'm thinkin of sneakin'.

2500mAh Mobile External Power Battery Charger for iPhone 4/4S

Everybuying.com $10.52

Despite the cheetah print, this little gadget is pretty cool to have with you in the case that your phone dies and you don't have access to a charger.  But seriously, lose the cheetah and I'll consider it.

The Butt Station - Desk Accessory: Tape Dispenser Pen Memo Holder Clip Storage

Amazon.com $7.99

Start an uncomfortable workplace conversation with this gem.  Tape dispenser, pencil holder, post-it keeper, and paper clip magnet all in one.  Just lovely

Shwood Hand Crafted Wood Sunglasses

shwoodshop.com $135

Okay, so my cousin had a pair of these and I fell in love.  Then I looked them up and realized that the jump from $10 sunglasses from the streets of NYC to hand carved wood sunglasses for $135 was too much for me to overcome.  But they looked just in cool in person, if anyone is not too cheap to buy them :)

Etsy Handmade Crochet Beard

Etsy.com $16

Tired of having no facial hair?  Problem solved.  Order this handmade crochet beard from etsy.com!  You would be lucky to look half as good as the model in this pic while sporting the hot new crochet beard.  I really wonder if anyone has bought this item.  And I really really wonder if that person is a man or a woman.  Thoughts?

SpinningHat Facebook "Like" Giant Foam Hand

SpinningHat.com 7 Euros

Ugh, giant foam fingers are so 90's.  Welcome to the Facebook "Like" foam hand...for times when your small thumb just won't get the point across.

Custom Guitar Pick in Brass

Etsy.com $16

I'm a sucker for personalized gifts because well, they are personalized gifts.  They are not last minute.  They are sweet.  And they are cool.  And you can brag about how much the person who gave it to you loves you.  The end.  I love this.

ThinkGeek Chumbuddy Sleeping Bag

ThinkGeek.com $199.99

Yet another $200 weird sleeping bag.  I'm not really sure this even looks comfortable

Typographic Text Map of the World Map, Art Print 18x24 inch

Etsy.com $24.32

So this is kind of awesome.  After years of looking at maps of familiar shaped countries, i was never quite sure of which was which.  This colorful print uses words to show where every country is...and it looks pretty freakin cool too.

Creative Cursing: A Mix 'n' Match Profanity Generator

Ebay.com $10.52

I personally enjoy the example of "ass waffle" in the picture preview.  I can't say this isn't intriguing, especially since I have been running out of original insults. 

Pizza Sleeping Bag

Etsy.com $200

Okay, $200 for a sleeping bag that you may use three times tops is a little unreasonable, but I can't help but thinking how freaking adorable a small child would look snuggle up under a layer of cheese, sauce, and mushrooms.  Just me?

FredFlare Casa Tissue Box

FredFlare.com $10

Again, a sucker for the adorable.  Not sure if I would actually use this thing, but it is cute.  Just place it over any small tissue box.