Dine Ink Pen Cap Eating Utensils

Amazon.com $8.33

For all of you ridiculous workaholics...this item is for you!  You'll never even have to put the pen down during lunch because you can attach your utensils to them!  Brilliant, just brilliant.  This would also be a great gag gift to your boss if he or she doesn't give you more than a half hour for lunch! JK don't do that.

The Butt Station - Desk Accessory: Tape Dispenser Pen Memo Holder Clip Storage

Amazon.com $7.99

Start an uncomfortable workplace conversation with this gem.  Tape dispenser, pencil holder, post-it keeper, and paper clip magnet all in one.  Just lovely

FredFlare Casa Tissue Box

FredFlare.com $10

Again, a sucker for the adorable.  Not sure if I would actually use this thing, but it is cute.  Just place it over any small tissue box. 

FredFlare Juno Cheeseburger Phone

FredFlare.com $20

I'll admit, when I saw the movie Juno, that cheeseburger phone looked oddly appealing (maybe I was just hungry, though).  Considering I never even pick up my house phone anymore, this would be a waste of money for me, but I kind of want it anyway...just because...

FredFlare Portable Drink Klip

FredFlare.com $22

Clip this portable cup holder to any flat surface that theoretically you would also be able to place your drink on.