Menu Baggy Wine Coat

Amazon.com $69.99

Forget your designer handbag, because this is the new style in town.  Carry your wine with you wherever you go!  The rave reviews on Amazon's site make it seem like it is actually worth the $70...I especially like the guy who bought it for his grandmother.  Get it gurrrrl

Microplane Herb Mill

Microplane.com $19.95

One of the more practical herb cutting tools...me gusta me gusta.

SmartShopper SS-301 Voice-Recognition Grocery-List Organizer

Amazon.com $149.95

Necessary? No.  Awesome and futuristic?  Yes.  Just record yourself saying what you need and then press print for an organized list of groceries that you need.  The future housewife in me likes.

Corn Kerneler Kitchen Tool With Stainless Steel Blades

Plowhearth.com $12.95

At first sight, I was not so sure about the usefullness of this contraption, but then with further thought, I stamp it with my seal of approval.  I hate eating corn, but I love eating corn.  I do not eat corn in public because it squirts and I just cannot do it without making my corn look like a piece of vegetable road kill.  Also, the child in me would want this for my family.  The end.

Victorio Kitchen Products 571B Banana Slicer

Amazon.com $8.48

So convenient!  Because bananas were always the hardest to cut out of all the fruits/vegetables.  A $9 waste of space...but evenly sliced banana pieces?

Water Powered Clock in Bottle Shape, Green No Batteries Required Just add water

Amazon.com $14.95

 

Don't have a clock?  Don't have a phone?  Don't have batteries?  Don't have power?  Then this is just the thing for you!!! Never worry about not knowing what time it is, because this water-powered clock will always keep you informed!  Bring it to the office for your desk, keep it on your nightstand, or just place it in the cup holder of your car!  Thank god for this invention because I don't know how I would have known the time otherwise.   Also, are you supposed to drink the water after?  Not sure, someone please inform me.

Prodyne Fruit Infusion 93-Ounce Natural Fruit Flavor Pitcher

Amazon.com $19.99

Don't you just hate when you have fresh fruit in your drink?? Want the flavor but too cheap or righteous to buy flavored water? Can't squeeze your own lemons? Enjoy the fruit infusion pitcher..........I get it, but I don't.

Jokari Baggy Rack Storage Bag Opener and Holder

Amazon.com $5.72

Okay, this I can somewhat see the use for.  I will admit I've had a lot of messy experiences while trying to transfer food from one place to the other, but instead I've invested in this groundbreaking mechanism called a tupperware. 

Misto Gourmet Olive Oil Sprayer

Amazon.com $9.99

Maybe I'm too into processed foods, but this just seems like a complicated way to avoid using Pam cooking spray or smothering butter along a pan to avoid stickage. 

Amco Rub Away Bar

Amazon.com $6.95

Oddly enough, this strange metal soap bar is the one thing I really want.  Maybe it's because I don't know how to chop things properly, and cutting onions causes me to get all up on them with my hands.  Consequently, my hands smell for days causing me to question a lot of things about my cleanliness and just general bodily odors.  This metal soap bar may be the answer to my prayers.

Chef'n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover

Amazon.com $7.42

Is it just me, or doesn't this gadget look way more threatening than a knife?  I guess cutting off the whole top just doesn't do the job for some people, so this is necessary.

Williams-Sonoma Star Wars Cupcake Stencil Set

Williams-Sonoma $9.95

Okay, so this is pretty cool, and I'm not even a Star Wars freak.  I'm not sure I'd get enough uses out of it to spend 10 bucks, but I'm sure there are millions who would...

Spilt Milk Splash Cereal Bowl

Amazon.com $15.95

Do you see how happy this kid is?  You can be this happy too if you think your milk is about to splash on you all through breakfast.  I'm confused as to why the child feels the need to hold the cereal bowl so close to him when there is a table right in front of him.  Looks unstable.  Seems to me this bowl has inspired him to want some actual spilt milk...

Cocktail Umbrella and Coaster Stand

Amazon.com $18.02

Sorry, Birds, no pooping in my drink today! Wait, has that ever actually happened?  Well, these coaster/umbrella shields are great for...giving your beverage shade while protecting the durable outdoor table from getting rings?  Yeah, still trying to figure it out.

Big Mouth Toys Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

Amazon.com $9.89

New homeowners fear not!  Spice up your housewarming party with this set of humping pigs salt and pepper shakers.  In-laws coming?  Perfect.  The sad thing is that most guys I know would buy these if they saw them.  The sadder thing is, I want them too. 

Big Mouth Toys Red Cup Shots

Amazon.com $6.31

Okay so these seem totally worth it to me.  Maybe it's the soft spot I have for my college days, but the red solo cup is something that is near and dear to my heart.  Shot pong anyone?

Big Mouth Toys Toilet Mug

Amazon.com $10.80

This is something I would definitely give as a gift.  If you go to the Amazon page for it, you can really see the various uses for this classy item.  Grow a plant, make an ice cream sundae, even float some small candles in it!  As ridiculous as those options sound, they do sound better than drinking any sort of brown liquid out of it.  Gross, but awesome.

Jell-O Bear Mold

Amazon.com $9.95

No, it's not a giant, gray, zombie gummy bear.  It's a mold for your homemade Jell-O!  This made me realize what every party is missing....a huge jiggly gummy bear laying on a plate.  I find this more morbid than biting off the heads of the gummy treats.

Camouflage Cabinet Refrigerator

Kitchendesigns.com

Don't tell anyone I have a fridge in my house.  They CANNOT know I have a fridge in my house!  This ridiculously large refrigerator masked as a kitchen entertainment center is just what every house needs.  Tacky refrigerators have got to go.  I don't even want to guess at the price of this.

Gun Shaped Condiment Dispenser

Amazon.com $17.95

 

 

I may need a license to kill, but I don't need a license to grill (with a condiment gun on hand)....too much?  Condiment hand gun...because those extremely easy and effective ketchup and mustard squeeze bottles just weren't getting the job done.  Just in case your kids aren't exposed to enough gun violence...encourage them to shoot you in the face with condiments.