Maybe I Do Need That

I Love You Dad Lighted Acrylic Cube

With Father's Day right around the corner, it's time to do some last minute shopping for a meaningful gift. And let me tell you, this is it. Nothing quite says "I love you Dad" like something that says..."I love you Dad."

...in all different colors...etched in a cube...that balances on its corner...for $11.99. Ummm come to think of it, maybe just get him the Keurig.

Doody Head Game

BaronBob.com $14.95

Want an excuse to throw crap at someone's head? Well here is your chance! Enjoy this doody flinging velcro hat game with your closest friends and family. New Christmas tradition anyone?

Blokz Party Candles


BaronBob.com $8.95

How cute are these? Liven up any child's party with these colorful and fun lego replica block candles. Just make clear that they are candles, though building with lit candles might be a fun game too.

Imagine Party Babyz

Amazon $7.99

So....can anyone think of a reason not to get this game? Kudos, Imagine, for making this game seem both hilarious and awesome. I mean, babies with maracas? Pure gold. No one can party quite like babies...or should I say "babyz." I'm hoping it has a lot of babies trying to eat cake. I love watching babies eat cake.

Polaroid Z340 Instant Camera

Photojojo $249

Do you miss the days of Polaroid magic? Ya know, before digital photos were available and when the instant satisfaction of seeing a print immediately was like pure magic? Well enjoy all perks from the past and present with this new Polaroid instant print digital camera. Because really...who can wait to upload and print photos anymore??

Supaboy Portable SNES Console


Amazon.com $79.99

Yes yes yes. Everything about this is a yes. I never really did graduate to any console much higher than Nintendo 64, and before that it was all about Super Nintendo. Move over Wii, Xbox, and Playstation...I'm going to go play games from 1992 on a portable console. I would label this as "For the Kids," but let's be real, "the kids" are not going to be impressed. This is for the now 25 year olds who were never able to give up their old SNES games.

Temperature Controlled Faucet Light

Amazon.com $4.22

Children these days are so spoiled. I mean, what's a childhood without realizing the difference between hot and cold the hard way? Call me old-fashioned, but I think I'll stick to the Left: Hot, Right: Cold method. Or even easier, the "touch the water and see if it's hot or cold" method. If you are against those solutions, this product is for you.

Runny Nose Soap Dispenser

Amazon.com $6.28

What is a bathroom without a giant nostril pouring out body wash? As you ponder that question, do beware that this product averaged about 2 stars on Amazon reviews for poor quality soap dispensing and frequent leaks and messes. I don't know what people thought they were getting themselves into with a runny nose soap dispenser. It doesn't say "stuffy" nose for a reason. Just sayin'....

Big Mouth Toys Fanny Bank Funny Farting Coin Drop Bank

Amazon.com $10.49

Piggy banks are so 20th century. Get with the times by being absolutely classless with this farting butt bank! Even though it's only a fart noise, I still wouldn't trust putting my hand near it. No one likes smelly fingers. No one.

WM: Butt Face Soap

Amazon.com $5.55

From the people who brought you the Butt Face Towel, here comes the revolutionary Butt Face Soap! Wash your face with one side and your butt with the other. This brings up the further question, however, of which side do you use to wash the rest of your body? Your feet? Your armpits? Should we have different soaps for each specific body part? Or should we go with Chandler's theory from Friends that soap is, indeed, "self cleaning." Just saying. Not sure I wanna wash my ass with brown soap.

Dine Ink Pen Cap Eating Utensils

Amazon.com $8.33

For all of you ridiculous workaholics...this item is for you! You'll never even have to put the pen down during lunch because you can attach your utensils to them! Brilliant, just brilliant. This would also be a great gag gift to your boss if he or she doesn't give you more than a half hour for lunch! JK don't do that.

Perpetual Kid Underpants Dispenser

Perpetualkid.com $6.99

The moral of the story is...you just never know. And luckily, in case you "never know" five different times, this disposable underwear dispenser has you covered (literally). Not sure how I feel about disposable unisex undies, but for $6.99 I wouldn't mind wrapping these bad boys up as a gift.

Menu Baggy Wine Coat

Amazon.com $69.99

Forget your designer handbag, because this is the new style in town. Carry your wine with you wherever you go! The rave reviews on Amazon's site make it seem like it is actually worth the $70...I especially like the guy who bought it for his grandmother. Get it gurrrrl

Big Mouth Toys Presidential Election Toilet Paper

Amazon.com $5.59

Amazon.com $6.84

No need to be an annoying political activist anymore. Share you opinion the simple way--by wiping your ass with your opponents face.

Microplane Herb Mill

Microplane.com $19.95

One of the more practical herb cutting tools...me gusta me gusta.

SmartShopper SS-301 Voice-Recognition Grocery-List Organizer

Amazon.com $149.95

Necessary? No. Awesome and futuristic? Yes. Just record yourself saying what you need and then press print for an organized list of groceries that you need. The future housewife in me likes.

Umbra Aquala Bamboo and Chrome Bathtub Caddy

Amazon.com $39.99

This is sadly intriguing. As a lover of all things baths, this product makes me wanna....get tipsy in a warm bath. The center is also a book holder. What more can you really want?

Reef Dram Sandal

Uncrate.com $45

Call me pretentious, but I'm not sure I'd be desperate enough to drink a liquid that I've been walking on all day. Sure, sure, it's very inconspicuous at first...well, that is until you take off your friggin shoe, put it to your glass, and dump liquid out of it. Still seems unsanitary to me. I'll stick to a flask if I'm thinkin of sneakin'.

2500mAh Mobile External Power Battery Charger for iPhone 4/4S

Everybuying.com $10.52

Despite the cheetah print, this little gadget is pretty cool to have with you in the case that your phone dies and you don't have access to a charger. But seriously, lose the cheetah and I'll consider it.

The Butt Station - Desk Accessory: Tape Dispenser Pen Memo Holder Clip Storage

Amazon.com $7.99

Start an uncomfortable workplace conversation with this gem. Tape dispenser, pencil holder, post-it keeper, and paper clip magnet all in one. Just lovely