Doody Head Game

BaronBob.com $14.95

Want an excuse to throw crap at someone's head?  Well here is your chance!  Enjoy this doody flinging velcro hat game with your closest friends and family.  New Christmas tradition anyone?

Blokz Party Candles

BaronBob.com $8.95

 

How cute are these?  Liven up any child's party with these colorful and fun lego replica block candles.  Just make clear that they are candles, though building with lit candles might be a fun game too.

Imagine Party Babyz

Amazon $7.99

So....can anyone think of a reason not to get this game?  Kudos, Imagine, for making this game seem both hilarious and awesome.  I mean, babies with maracas?  Pure gold.  No one can party quite like babies...or should I say "babyz."  I'm hoping it has a lot of babies trying to eat cake.  I love watching babies eat cake.

Polaroid Z340 Instant Camera

Photojojo $249

Do you miss the days of Polaroid magic?  Ya know, before digital photos were available and when the instant satisfaction of seeing a print immediately was like pure magic?  Well enjoy all perks from the past and present with this new Polaroid instant print digital camera.  Because really...who can wait to upload and print photos anymore??

Supaboy Portable SNES Console

Amazon.com $79.99

 

Yes yes yes.  Everything about this is a yes.  I never really did graduate to any console much higher than Nintendo 64, and before that it was all about Super Nintendo.  Move over Wii, Xbox, and Playstation...I'm going to go play games from 1992 on a portable console.  I would label this as "For the Kids," but let's be real, "the kids" are not going to be impressed.  This is for the now 25 year olds who were never able to give up their old SNES games.

Temperature Controlled Faucet Light

Amazon.com $4.22

Children these days are so spoiled.  I mean, what's a childhood without realizing the difference between hot and cold the hard way?  Call me old-fashioned, but I think I'll stick to the Left: Hot, Right: Cold method.  Or even easier, the "touch the water and see if it's hot or cold" method.  If you are against those solutions, this product is for you.

Runny Nose Soap Dispenser

Amazon.com $6.28

What is a bathroom without a giant nostril pouring out body wash?  As you ponder that question, do beware that this product averaged about 2 stars on Amazon reviews for poor quality soap dispensing and frequent leaks and messes.  I don't know what people thought they were getting themselves into with a runny nose soap dispenser.  It doesn't say "stuffy" nose for a reason.  Just sayin'....